You’re feeling under the weather. Some abdominal pain. Loss of appetite. General depression. So off you go to the doctor. They run some tests. And just to be on the safe side, you decide to get two opinions.
Doctor #1: Well, I’ve got some bad news. The tests show that you’re in the early stages of pancreatic cancer. This is typically an aggressive and deadly disease, but we’re catching it early enough that we have some treatment options. To start ...
Doctor #2 (interrupting): Hell, I don’t even know what a pancreas is! I prescribe a six pack of Bud Light, a pack of Marlboros and a big bucket of fried chicken. Yee haw!
AMERICA! What made Doctor Number Two seem like a smart idea?
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