Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Rob Schneider Male Jackass


I’m getting really frustrated. I want to boycott Trump supporters, but so far all of them I’ve been able to find are people I was already ignoring.

For efficiency’s sake, Rob Schneider should start making movies with Jamie Kennedy. Then I can ignore them both at once. Actually for all I know they might be making movies together right now.


Don’t stop there.

I haven’t seen Black people this mad since we shot Martin Luther King.

I haven’t seen Hispanic people this mad since we bulldozed their homes to make room for a stadium.

I haven’t seen women this mad since our courts said it was okay to rape them.

I haven’t seen Jewish people this mad since ... well, for the sake of Schneider’s father (who I hope is profoundly ashamed of his son) let’s not go there.

Also, just in case there’s any actual confusion (outside of Schneider’s baffled little brain) about whether Lincoln’s GOP is the same as Trump’s:

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Get used to disappointment


We’re all going to get used to Trump demanding apologies a lot sooner than he’s going to get used to not getting them.


Also, “safe and special place”? Seriously?

I guess if you’re dumb enough to believe in conversion therapy then you’re dumb enough to think you can show up in a Broadway audience and not get booed and mocked.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Trump Kare


You’re feeling under the weather. Some abdominal pain. Loss of appetite. General depression. So off you go to the doctor. They run some tests. And just to be on the safe side, you decide to get two opinions.

Doctor #1: Well, I’ve got some bad news. The tests show that you’re in the early stages of pancreatic cancer. This is typically an aggressive and deadly disease, but we’re catching it early enough that we have some treatment options. To start ...

Doctor #2 (interrupting): Hell, I don’t even know what a pancreas is! I prescribe a six pack of Bud Light, a pack of Marlboros and a big bucket of fried chicken. Yee haw!

AMERICA! What made Doctor Number Two seem like a smart idea?

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Sarah Kendzior interview

http://whowhatwhy.org/2016/11/18/dark-view-flyover-country/

Standing Rock news

167, including 3 elders,  injured by riot police at Standing Rock today. Water cannons in below freezing temperatures, concussion grenades. Law enforcement refuses to confirm police are firing rubber bullets.


Godwinned by our own country

Hundreds of Jewish scholars of holocaust history call on Americans to 'mobilise in solidarity' against Trump

Some simple principles


No compromise. No acceptance. No “just get over it.” No cooperation. No more business as usual.

No blame. No living in the past. No coulda shoulda woulda. No election post mortem.

Move forward and resist.