Rob Schneider Male Jackass

I’m getting really frustrated. I want to boycott Trump supporters, but so far all of them I’ve been able to find are people I was already ignoring.

For efficiency’s sake, Rob Schneider should start making movies with Jamie Kennedy. Then I can ignore them both at once. Actually for all I know they might be making movies together right now.

Don’t stop there.

I haven’t seen Black people this mad since we shot Martin Luther King.

I haven’t seen Hispanic people this mad since we bulldozed their homes to make room for a stadium.

I haven’t seen women this mad since our courts said it was okay to rape them.

I haven’t seen Jewish people this mad since ... well, for the sake of Schneider’s father (who I hope is profoundly ashamed of his son) let’s not go there.

Also, just in case there’s any actual confusion (outside of Schneider’s baffled little brain) about whether Lincoln’s GOP is the same as Trump’s: