Friday, August 17, 2018

Feeling 7up


Something recently reminded me of this scene from Repo Man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=d9k09WPpNeo

I was getting all excited about the Incompetent Dictator giving sworn testimony in the Russia investigation, because I predict a zero percent chance of him going through even a short interview without saying something false, which would of course be perjury.

And then I realized that it wouldn't be. Perjury requires willful falsehood, saying something you know isn't true. Watching the monster for a couple of years now, I'm fairly convinced (at least in part from having known people like him in my own life) that he honestly thinks that because he says something that automatically makes it true. I'm guessing his lawyers would have little trouble producing expert medical testimony to Trump's mental state in that regard.

In the past this would have been a poor defense. It might have gotten him out of being impeached or convicted for perjury, but it would require proving in open court (or the floor of the Senate) that the President of the United States is so completely divorced from reality that words like "truth" and "lies" are completely meaningless to him. Almost better to go ahead and take the fall for perjury!

But now? Can't nothing bring this thing any shame. And it's hard to imagine it hurting him in the eyes of his supporters. I suspect many of them have no better grip on reality than he does.

So when the President says "I wasn't singing, dude," his brain is so broken that he thinks his denial actually means that he was not in fact singing. And then the choir of Alex Joneses (using whatever platforms remain to them) chime in with "Why are you lying about Trump? Fake news!"

The only way the rest of us can retain the sanity we have left is to just keep saying "I'm standing right next to you and you're fucking singing. Cut it out."